Inside the Unusual Mind of Brock Gill

here is why.

today me and my lady went to the airport to pick up our favorite mexican. barbara is from mexico and is coming here to spend time with her favorite white people. thats me and auny:). anyway, we got to the airport early so she wouldnt have to wait. we know that she doesnt have a cell phone so we were gonna have to do it the old fashion way. we scoured the place for any sign of her. we didnt have her flight number with us but we knew she landed at 340pm. well it got to be about 4pm and no sign of her. it got to 430 and still no sign of her. we looked for a plane that she could possibly be on but had no idea which flight. we finally asked the people at the desk about the flight that was supposed to land at 340pm. they said there wasnt a flight landing at that time. so now confused im ready to give up. the airport in nashville is not very big. after another pass auny asked me, “whats todays date?”. i said, “its uh…sept 3rd”. barbara lands at 340pm on sept 4th

so not only do me or auny not know what day of the week it is or the day of the month, we dont even bother to look at the stupid calendar. we could have saved an entire day of waiting around near the airport. we even resceduled appointments today so that we could be at the airport on time.
we are usually very responsible people. there are a few questionable times of course. today was proof, real proof that i am really just a big doofus.

so i guess you know where i will be later today at 340pm.

i should put some of the blame on my doofus wife. she crazy

thanks to my friend spence smith we can enjoy a crazy travel story. he has a website called the crazy traveler. he always has plenty of good stuff on his site. thanks spence for providing us with the following story, pictures, and dreadful reminder to keep it between the ditches. (with the shiny side up)

Look at the picture above, and you can see where this driver
broke through the guardrail, on the right side of the culvert,
where people are standing on the road, pointing.

The pick-up was traveling about 75 mph, from right to left,
when it crashed through the guardrail.

It flipped end-over-end, bounced off and across the culvert outlet,
and landed right-side-up on the left side of the culvert,
facing the opposite direction from which the driver was traveling.

The 22-year-old driver and his 18-year-old passenger
were unhurt, except for minor cuts and bruises.

Just outside Flagstaff , AZ on U.S. Hwy 100.

Now, look at the second picture below . . .